‘Cops’ chases down 20th season on Fox
From msnbc.com

When discussing his series, “Cops” mastermind John Langley can’t help mentioning a few of its 700-plus episodes.

Like the one where an overweight woman lunged at an officer with a butcher knife.

“She falls down and the knife goes all the way in her gut! I mean, to the hilt! And she lived!” He’s clearly still amazed.

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Ah, who could forget the naked burglar in Pittsburgh?

"Put it in the paper! Put in the paper!"

Even funnier was the half-naked guy in Riverside, CA who bashed in a burglar's head with a baseball bat when he caught him prowling around his yard.

"He hit me wif a bat!"

It was funny because of the homeowner's unfortunate choice of sleepwear (tighty whities -- not what you want to be walking around in outside if a camera crew's going to be showing up) and because a buddy of mine knew the guy.