Monday 5.05.08:

ABC:
8:00pm Dancing With the Stars
9:32pm Samantha Who?
10:02pm The Bachelor: The Women Tell All

CBS:
8:00pm The Big Bang Theory
8:30pm How I Met Your Mother
9:00pm Two and a Half Men
9:30pm Rules of Engagement
10:00pm CSI: Miami

NBC:
8:00pm Deal or No Deal
10:00pm Medium

Fox:
8:00pm Bones
9:00pm House

The CW:
8:00pm Gossip Girl
9:00pm One Tree Hill

MNT:
8:00pm Celebrity Expose
9:00pm Paradise Hotel 2

Dancing with the Stars
Possibly the Bachelor: The Women Tell All

My Monday Prime:

ION: 8:00pm Mama's Family
CBS: 8:30pm How I Met Your Mother
MNT: 9:00pm Paradise Hotel 2
NBC: 10:00pm Medium

LATER:

The CW: 8:00pm Gossip Girl
The CW: 9:00pm One Tree Hill

Live:
8 - Gossip Girl (CW)
9 - House (Fox)

Record:
8 - Big Bang Theory (CBS)
8:30 - HIMYM (CBS)
9 - Two and a Half Men (CBS) - checking out the CSI-ified episode.

This week, CSI writers and Two and a Half Men writers swap positions.

Look for a dramedy on Two and a Half Men tonight, and a hilarious episode of CSI. Ratings will have little change, I think. Had CBS promoted it, we would have seen higher 2.5Men numbers.

Live
The Big bang Theory
Two and a Half Men - looking forward to this and CSI this week.
CSI: Miami

DVR
House

House

Live:
Big Bang Theory
How I Met Your Mother
Paradise Hotel

Later:
One Tree Hill (latest two eps)
Family Guy/American Dad (last night)
My Thursday lineup from last week
Hell's Kitchen (will work on catching up with this in the summer)

Bones
House

Wife will be watching Medium
and DVRing Paradise Hotel 2 (Fox Reality)

THE BIG BANG THEORY.....8pm CBS

MEDIUM.....10pm NBC

Later - GOSSIP GIRL

Ratings Watch: CSI: MIAMI. This show is down sharply not just year to year, as many are, but from its return just a month or so ago.

Dancing, Samantha Who

VCR: Big Bang/HIMYM/House

DVR: Gossip Girl

Live:
8:00 - TBBT
8:30 - Gossip Girl
9:00 - Two And a Half Man
9:30 - Samantha Who?

DVR:
OTH

BBT
HIMYM
2.5 Men

How I Met Your Mother
One Tree Hill
Bones
Gossip Girl
Two and a Half Men (just for the CSI thing)